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November 25, 2009 / theoldsilly

Hilarious Hump Day – Your Thanksgiving Forecast

Thanks for tuning in to your Holiday Weather Forecast channel in the know, WBWF (Whiz Bang Weather Forecasts), 101.1 on your dial. Everyone is gearing up for Thanksgiving – here’s your holiday weather forecast!

Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder.

During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation of one to two inches on plates. Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry sauce creates slippery spots on the other. Please pass the gravy.

A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the entire area, with increased stuffiness around the beltway. During the evening, the turkey will diminish and taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34F in the refrigerator.

Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat sandwiches will be established. Flurries of leftovers can be expected both days with a 50 percent chance of scattered soup late in the day. We expect a warming trend where soup develops. By early next week, eating pressure will be low as the only wish left will be the bone.

Thanks again for blogging in and The Old Silly hopes your Turkey Day will be a blessed one!

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  1. Marcus Franks / Nov 25 2009 6:40 am

    Love it – thanks for the Thanks humor and have a GREAT Turkey Day, old silly!

  2. Cactus Annie / Nov 25 2009 6:49 am

    Sounds about like the weather we got around our house this week, lol. Thanks for the yuks and have a GREAT Thanksgiving, Marv! 🙂

  3. unwriter1 / Nov 25 2009 8:44 am

    With half the house being cooks, it could be interesting. Happy turkey day to you and yours, especially Kevin.

  4. tdryden1 / Nov 25 2009 8:56 am

    Oh so cute!!! How do you come up with this stuff??? LOL I hope you have a wonderful holiday with your family. My sister got here from AZ so all four of us children will be able to be together. (We have lost my parents)

    Hope you have a wonderful and blessed Thanksgiving.

    Don’t eat too much!!!!!

  5. Elizabeth Spann Craig / Nov 25 2009 10:04 am

    Indigestion is right!

    Have a wonderful Thanksgiving!

    Elizabeth
    Mystery Writing is Murder

  6. Connie Arnold / Nov 25 2009 10:09 am

    That’s great, Marvin! Have a wonderful Thanksgiving!

  7. quirkyloon / Nov 25 2009 10:23 am

    Very clever. Made me smile and chuckle a lot! Plus it is a very accurate turkey forecast.

    Are you gearing up for a new career on Animal Planet or The Weather Channel?

    I’d say you are a shoe-in!

    hee hee

  8. E. Marie / Nov 25 2009 12:36 pm

    I admire your style.

    Have a great holiday!

    Until later,

  9. AmyLK / Nov 25 2009 2:46 pm

    Very cute! Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!

  10. Enid Wilson / Nov 25 2009 3:59 pm

    Love the cutie. Happy Thanksgiving!

    Steamy Darcy

  11. ReformingGeek / Nov 25 2009 4:14 pm

    Very fun, MarvinTurkey.

    Hope you are having a great trip!

  12. L. Diane Wolfe / Nov 25 2009 4:14 pm

    LOL! Too clever.

    Have a great Thanksgiving Marvin!

  13. Patricia Stoltey / Nov 25 2009 7:52 pm

    Very cute — and I love the googly-eyed turkey at the end.

  14. yvonne lewis / Nov 26 2009 5:30 am

    extremely clever post Marvin, loved the read.

    Yvonne.

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