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February 24, 2010 / theoldsilly

Hilarious Hump Day – Eighty Six This!

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up…

The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, “‘Things are great, Doc, ain’t never felt better. And I got me a new twenty-year-old bride who’s pregnant with my child. ‘N’ as ya know, I don’t even take no Viagra or nothin’ like that.”

He stuck out his chest, winked at the doctor and said with immense pride, “So whaddaya think about that, Doc?”

The doctor grunted something unintelligible, but wise sounding, and paused before answering. After a few more checks here and there on the old man’s back with the stethoscope and a couple more doctor’s wisdom grunts, he began to tell a story.

“I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water’s edge.”

The doctor set his stethoscope down and continued, “Well, he realized he’d left his gun at home, so he couldn’t shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went ‘bang, bang’. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.”

The doctor pulled his spectacles down his nose enough to peer over them and said, “Now, what do you think of that?” 

The proud 86-year-old stud chuckled and said, “Well I’d have ta reckon somebody else that your friend wasn’t aware of pumped a couple o’ rounds into that there beaver.”

The doctor nodded and clucked his tongue. “My point exactly.”

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  1. karen walker / Feb 24 2010 3:02 am

    Ha ha!
    karen

  2. yvonne lewis / Feb 24 2010 4:54 am

    A good start to the day with a laugh. Thanks for sharing.

    Yvonne.

  3. Elizabeth Spann Craig / Feb 24 2010 6:04 am

    Always good to come to the Old Silly for Wednesday grins to start my day! 🙂

    Elizabeth
    Mystery Writing is Murder

  4. Elisa Howard / Feb 24 2010 6:05 am

    Oh my god – you’re cracking me up! LOL 🙂

  5. Cactus Annie / Feb 24 2010 6:09 am

    Cute, Old Silly – very cute, lol. 😉

  6. Stanley Berber / Feb 24 2010 6:10 am

    Aw c’mon – I was hoping there was still a chance for me when I get up in my 80’s!

    LOL, good one, Marv.

  7. Helen Ginger / Feb 24 2010 7:52 am

    You’re a story teller, Marvin.

    Helen
    Straight From Hel

  8. Mason Canyon / Feb 24 2010 8:03 am

    Great way to start Wednesday off. Thanks for the laugh.

  9. Terri / Feb 24 2010 8:35 am

    hehehehehe

  10. quirkyloon / Feb 24 2010 10:07 am

    hee hee hee hee hee

  11. Marcus Franks / Feb 24 2010 10:19 am

    You’s shore can spin a tall tale ‘n funny yarn, Old Silly!

  12. Barbra Kelser / Feb 24 2010 10:20 am

    LMAO!

  13. Jeannine Gardella / Feb 24 2010 10:25 am

    Touche! 😉

  14. ReformingGeek / Feb 24 2010 11:15 am

    Um……someone shot a beaver?

    I’m crushed and I’m calling PETA.

    😉

  15. Elspeth Antonelli / Feb 24 2010 12:07 pm

    Oh dear. Oh well. Thanks for the giggle, Old Silly!

  16. Stephen Tremp / Feb 24 2010 1:15 pm

    Hump day humor. Gotta love it. Thanks Marvin.

    Stephen Tremp

  17. Ron Berry / Feb 24 2010 1:27 pm

    So, what did ya do with the beaver when you got it home?

    • theoldsilly / Feb 24 2010 3:09 pm

      LOL, fired a BUNCH of rounds in there over the years, dude!

  18. Alex J. Cavanaugh / Feb 24 2010 1:44 pm

    My thoughts exactly!

  19. L. Diane Wolfe / Feb 24 2010 2:01 pm

    LOL!!

  20. AmyLK / Feb 24 2010 2:41 pm

    Cute! happy Wednesday!

  21. Galen Kindley / Feb 24 2010 5:44 pm

    Nothing worse than a dead beaver.

    Best Wishes, Galen
    Imagineering Fiction Blog

  22. Patricia Stoltey / Feb 24 2010 6:33 pm

    Naughty. And funny.

  23. Enid Wilson / Feb 24 2010 10:35 pm

    LOL and naughty!

    Steamy Darcy

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