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February 9, 2011 / theoldsilly

Hilarious Hump Day – Be Careful What You Ask For!

Bob was in trouble this Thursday evening. He’d forgotten his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.

She told him, hand on one hip and a finger wagging furiously in his face, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds … and it better be there!

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window expectantly and,  sure enough … there was  something – a box – gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday

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  1. Marcus Franks / Feb 9 2011 7:17 am

    LOL, well – if he’s that stupid he probably is best gone! Thanks for the morning yuk, Marv!

  2. Karen Walker / Feb 9 2011 10:11 am

    Cute. Nice to see you back blogging and commenting, Old Silly. Missed you.
    Karen

    • theoldsilly / Feb 9 2011 3:08 pm

      Thanks, Karen – it’s good to BE back – I’ll be bopping over to your blog shortly … 🙂

  3. AmyLK / Feb 9 2011 11:06 am

    OH! not good of Bob! But he had it coming to him. lol Happy Hump Day.

  4. ReformingGeek / Feb 9 2011 11:13 am

    Goodbye, Bob. Maybe they’ll dig up your body in the spring.

    🙂

  5. Mary / Feb 9 2011 12:19 pm

    Marvin – you made my day. I’ll be laughing and passing this along.

    • theoldsilly / Feb 9 2011 8:14 pm

      Thanks, Mary – and pass it all ya want, lol.

  6. Arlee Bird / Feb 9 2011 12:25 pm

    Well, that was hilarious. Hope Bob’s missing of his own accord. I think his response was pretty witty.

    Lee
    Tossing It Out

  7. L. Diane Wolfe / Feb 9 2011 2:12 pm

    That’s a good one, Marvin!

  8. Cactus Annie / Feb 9 2011 3:05 pm

    LOLWROG! Good one, but poor Bob had it coming, tehe!!

  9. Stanley Berber / Feb 9 2011 3:07 pm

    Excellemnt come-back, Bob – but you’re playing with fire, due – lol …

    Thanks for the laffs, Old Silly!

  10. Alex J. Cavanaugh / Feb 9 2011 3:34 pm

    Hey, she did ask for it!

  11. Ron Berry / Feb 9 2011 5:02 pm

    Ol Bob got her what she wanted, what more could he do?

    George: I got a Mustang for my wife.
    Dave: Good trade.

  12. Thelma Banks / Feb 9 2011 8:13 pm

    He’s not missing – he came over to my place, and I smacked him a good one, sending him home to face the music!

    LOL, good one, Old Silly! 🙂

    • theoldsilly / Feb 9 2011 8:15 pm

      Thanks, Thelma, and hopefully Bob can TAKE the music?! 😉

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