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March 2, 2011 / theoldsilly

Hilarious Hump Day – FBI Capers

The phone rings at FBI headquarters. “Hello?”

“I’m calling to report my neighbour. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood.”

“Thank you very much for the call, sir.”

The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbour’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at the neighbours and leave.

The phone rings at the neighbours house. Hey, Adrian, did the FBI come?”

“Yep.”

“Did they chop your firewood?”

“Yep.”

“Great, now it’s your turn to call. I need my garden ploughed.”

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  1. Mary / Mar 2 2011 7:16 am

    Starting my day with you, coffee and a laugh only thng to make it better would be to see the sun. Three out of four is not bad though.

  2. Thelma Banks / Mar 2 2011 7:20 am

    Loved this. Thanks for the early am chuckle, Marv!

  3. Doris Plaster / Mar 2 2011 7:24 am

    hahaha I needed a good laugh this slow morning…lol

    Have a great day, Marvin. And thanks for stopping by my blog. You are so cool! 😀

    Doris

    • theoldsilly / Mar 2 2011 5:27 pm

      You’re welcome, Doris – you’re cool too, teehee, and I really liked your blog – will be back over soon. 🙂

  4. Elizabeth Spann Craig / Mar 2 2011 8:00 am

    Love it! Thanks for the smile this morning, Marvin. 🙂

    • theoldsilly / Mar 2 2011 5:28 pm

      Welcome, Liz – Old Silly is always glad to cause smiles. 😉

  5. Kissie / Mar 2 2011 9:26 am

    Okay, I’ll give it a 5.

    😀

    Loving the CommentLuv plugin, are ya?

    • theoldsilly / Mar 2 2011 5:29 pm

      Erm, do I detect a note of sarcasm here? Nah, couldn’t be … not KIssie! 😉

  6. tashabud / Mar 2 2011 2:18 pm

    Oh, how cute and funny! Unfortunately, in real life situation, the caller would have been punished for reporting a false claim.

    • theoldsilly / Mar 2 2011 5:29 pm

      Hey don’t confuse the issue with facts! 😉

  7. Connie Arnold / Mar 2 2011 2:44 pm

    Ha, good one, Marvin! Thanks for sharing the laugh!

  8. Arlee Bird / Mar 2 2011 4:31 pm

    Good way to get the government to work for us.

    Lee
    Tossing It Out

    • theoldsilly / Mar 2 2011 5:30 pm

      Yeah, if only it was really that easy, hmm?

  9. Alex J. Cavanaugh / Mar 2 2011 7:50 pm

    That works???

  10. yvonne lewis / Mar 9 2011 3:38 am

    Sorry I am all behind with my comments my email provider was playing up,
    This was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.
    Yvonne.

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