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May 4, 2011 / theoldsilly

Hilarious Hump Day – Church Sign Chuckles

I get a kick out of church signs–the ones that some dufus quickly put up without double checking to see if the wording is conveying the correct message. That, or the clever author had a good play on words that brings a smile and a chuckle. And I often stop and snap a shot of some of the more hilarious ones. Here’s a few for your midweek jocular pick-me-up.

Well, I’ve certainly had some heavenly moments while in bed shouting that!

Fear motivation never really worked for me …

Better hope they never put eternal salvation on the shelves!

Oh yeah – a bottomless coffee mug is right up there with everlasting life on my after-bucket list!

Nothing to add … nuff said …

Yup. And you can now download it for free, too!

Iron-clad logic!

Great! A folly-back guarantee!!

No! For real? Google is not God?

And I didn’t get a shot of this one, but I remember driving–this was right after last Easter Sunday, and some pastor with a biting sense of humour put up this announcement on his church sign:

Church is now open between Easter and Christmas!

Have a great Hump Day, y’all!

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  1. Cactus Annie / May 4 2011 8:07 am

    LMBO! I don’t know what was funnier – the signs or your captions, teehee – thanks for the yuks, Old Silly!

  2. John Standish / May 4 2011 8:08 am

    These are great. I’ve seen some whoppers myself, lol. Have a fun Hump Day, Marv!

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    • theoldsilly / May 4 2011 11:40 am

      Hey! My daughters are both married! 😉

  4. Arlee Bird / May 4 2011 9:37 am

    Some fun stuff. It’s probably more a matter of me not getting out much, but I don’t recall seeing as many church signs like those here in the Los Angeles area as I used to see back east. Maybe it’s some of the stupid signage laws they have here. Governments always want to take away the fun stuff.

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    • theoldsilly / May 4 2011 11:41 am

      Government. They take away all the fun, hmm? 😉

  5. Bluestocking / May 4 2011 10:48 am

    ROFL. wow!

  6. Stanley Berber / May 4 2011 11:37 am

    Really? Never occurred to me you could go to church between major holidays!

    • theoldsilly / May 4 2011 11:42 am

      Oh yeah, man – fo sho – I just went last Sunday! Should try it! 😉

  7. Barbra Kelser / May 4 2011 11:38 am

    These are hilarious! I get kick out of silly church signs, too. Out assistant pastor puts up some real dillies!

  8. Alex J. Cavanaugh / May 4 2011 12:48 pm

    Those are great! Especially natural stupidity.

  9. Doris Plaster / May 5 2011 5:23 am

    hahahaha Hilarious!

  10. Ron Berry / May 5 2011 10:44 am

    All good signs. It’s even more fun when there are two churches across the street from each other.

    • theoldsilly / May 5 2011 10:48 am

      Oooh yeah – that can be a real pleasure, teehee. 😉

  11. Margot Winston / May 6 2011 7:02 am

    Too funny! Sometimes those signs can really be goofy!

    • theoldsilly / May 6 2011 7:04 am

      I know, Margot – goof city, sometimes. teehee

  12. Mark Phelps / May 6 2011 3:56 pm

    These are a lot more entertaining than most the sermons I hear! LOL…

  13. Ronald Meyers / May 6 2011 3:57 pm

    Ahm, maybe hire a sign editor on church staff? LMAO!

    • theoldsilly / May 6 2011 5:03 pm

      I can give ya an ‘Amen’ to that, lol. 😉

  14. Enid Wilson / May 7 2011 3:09 am

    Hilarious, Marvin. Where did you get all these signs? From Heaven?

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